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Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Office Returns!

It was another stellar episode of America's favorite show. The highlights:

Andy:
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Michael Scott:
I think you'll have fun because, men from Scranton are handsome and know how to show a woman a good time.
Dwight Schrute:
Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also, Kevin

Jim Halpert:
How much weight have you lost, Dwight?
Dwight Schrute:
I am hardly the problem, Jim.
Jim Halpert:
No you're definitely the problem

Kelly:
[looking very sick] I'm on the third day of my cleanse diet. All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals. Um, I just bought some bikinis online too so.. I'm gonna look amazing

1 comments:

Heidelweiss said...

We've all had that damn cold, too. Over two weeks now! The Office was funny. I mostly loved Andy's line about contests. I'm saying that from now on.