The Office Returns

It was the most uncomfortable dinner party ever! So awesome. Here are my favorite parts.

Michael Scott:
Did you know, that candles are the number one fastest growing product in the scent-aroma market? Two billion dollar a year industry. And for only ten thousand dollars YOU could become a co-owner of Serenity by Jan. What do you think about that?
Andy:
Thought about it. I'm in.

Dwight Schrute:
Uh, what seems to be the problem officers?
Police officer:
Not now Dwight.

Michael Scott:
That is a 200 dollar plasma TV you've just killed. Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a month plus benefits salary, babe!

Dwight Schrute:
I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.
Angela:
The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.

Jim Halpert:
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called, "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests." And they're both winning. So I am going to make a run for it.